Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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