Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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