belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
