she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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