I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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