Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Shame - the story of my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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