How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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