Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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