If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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