As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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