i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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