32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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