i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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