I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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