dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
His hands were made for my vagina.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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