i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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