you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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