youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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