Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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