Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
