I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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