Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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