Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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