All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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