i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
