dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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