we have officially lost it.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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