Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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