I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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