Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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