If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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