I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
