I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
