We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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