plz talk dirty to me
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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