It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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