Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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