Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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