I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize