Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Never joke about your clitoris.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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