Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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