its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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