I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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