I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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