Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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