Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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