talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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