Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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