sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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