i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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