How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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