All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
the day after is always just damage control
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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