What did we do last night that was yellow?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
