Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
