Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Why can't burritos get me drunk