I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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