...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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