So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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