we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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