I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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